Over the winter months my wife grandma is staying with us down here in North Carolina. I like her grandma and everything, but I think my patience with old people has grown a little thin. All she does is sit at the kitchen table and play solitaire and fart all day. One day she was standing at the end of my entertainment center in the living and farted herself into the kitchen. It was quite funny, but I couldn’t laugh because I didn’t want to embarass her, so I ended up pooping myself a little bit. One of the things that is amazing about her is the amount of solitaire games she knows. She keeps herself occupied all day playing about 20 different versions of solitaire by hand. She doesn’t know how to use the computer or anything. I told her that I would get her to a website to point and click solitaire.
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